Smooth Jazz and Free Pie

Apparently my lesser half is not adequately satisfied with the amount of blogging I have been doing, even though clearly I stated in my last post that this was not my forte… Not only that, I was unaware that our blog followed a strict code of alternation, I had always assumed one was to post something when they felt moved to do so, similar to how instruments come and go in free form jazz, yet still manage to great music that is able to move the masses. I suppose that is what I get for being a visionary. I suppose I might as well realize my place as an oppressed member of society and write this so that the natural order of things may not be interrupted.

[Insert clever transition] So this past week has been somewhat uneventful I suppose, however I did finish off my last helping of Samoa Girl Scout cookie ice cream, which is saddening because they no longer sell it at Wally world and as far as I know there is no other way to acquire said commodity. Also I suppose I should write about starBYX which took place on the most recent Thursday of this month. For those of you who were unable to attend, yet still care enough about my life to read this blog, I have one of 2 questions for you. 1. If you really care about me why didn’t you come to starBYX? And 2. If you don’t care about me why are you reading this? For those of you that answered false to either question, you clearly missed the point of the exercise… starBYX went really well for those of you who were unable to make it or stay for its entirety, the event was essentially the “coming out” party for the Beta Upsilon Chi fraternity at UCA. There was live music and assorted food/drink items for the guests to snack upon whilst listening to said music. UCA BYX member Andrew Goff was the first performer followed by Jeremy Wilson and Jimmy [look up and insert last name] with a cover of Tik Tok. Ryan Burton, a UofA BYX member performed next followed by Townsend who was the closing act. Overall the party went well, and there was a general sense of amusement among the guests who attended. The men of BYX hope to throw more functions in the future and are excited about our future involvement in and on the UCA campus.

Another thing I feel I must mention is that accompanying Ryan Burton in the trip down from Fayetteville were fellow UofA BYX members Jordan Difiani and Cass Trumbo, whom also came down to help with our initiation in February. Now what many of you may not know, unless you know either of these men already is that when Cass came down before he had a blind date at Stoby’s, that was set up by his sister. Well Difani, T.J. Blake and I all decided we were hungry and went to Stoby’s, not knowing the location of Cass’s date. Well to our great fortune Cass and said lady friend were there and Cass’s back was facing the door so he did not see us come in and sit down. Well his date seemed to be going really well as he never turned around nor did there seem to be any breaks in conversation (yes we were creeping hardcore from our booth) so the four of us decided that it would be fun to play a little harmless prank on Cass so as we were paying we told the waitress to deliver a piece of pie to them, which we had already paid for, and to tell them that they had won the award for the cutest couple of the night and that this piece of pie was their reward. Well when we saw Cass later that day his face had a luminescent quality about it, as if someone had shoved a glow stick up his nose and it was radiating through all the pores in his face, and he told the story of his pie winning date like a kid who was describing a puppy that he received on Christmas morning. The four of us then got together and decided it would crush him if we were to ever tell him this story so we vowed never to speak a word of it again. That being said, apparently the date was brought up on the journey back to Fayetteville and Difani could not contain himself and began to bust out laughing, and had to confess to Cass that the entire award is a sham, and that Stoby’s does not even give out a cutest couple award. You can find Cass’s response to fining out here.

Good luck world. Enjoy Glee tonight.