Spring rain and tree sperm

This morning I woke up only to find that my chocolate milk had gone bad yesterday and that the carton of eggs I had purchased in January was beginning to stink up the refrigerator. College. Alas I did nothing about either of these things and receded back into the darkness of which my bed resides, only to remember that I had not completed my pre-lab assignment that was due within the hour. So I did the only logical thing which is to get out my lab notebook and do nothing until I logged onto facebook. As it turns out the pre-lab for this week was rather short and I was able to complete it with ample time to spare.
Upon the departure of my humble apartment I realized that it had begun to precipitate. This is good as finally something was going to wash away of all the yellow reproductive mess that the vegetation of Conway has ejaculated upon my car. Or at least I thought. As of yet the rain has barely escalated above a trickle and has not produced enough water flow to clean my vehicle. Oh well, I suppose my car will remain stained with the scourge of the forest until the weather becomes more violent, or I become productive enough to clean it. More than likely it will be the former.